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GUMMI GRRRL
03:40
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I’m a gummy girl in a gummy world ((bouncing everywhere))
Life in sugar, I’m the new girl
You can lick me there
I’m sticky everywhere
Life’s confection it’s perfection! X2
((Wrapped in plastic fantastic
LIFE'S A PARTY BE A SMARTIE
DON'T BE A DUMDUM SHAKE YOUR BUM BUM))
I’m a gum-hungry girl on a factory tour
I stole gum I got caught now I’m sorry
I’m a swole basketball and they rolled me away
Sang a song did a dance hankypanky!
You can touch you can taste
If you say I’m always yours
You can touch you can taste
If you stay forever more
Ooh oh! I’m a gummy girl
In a gummy world
Life in sugar I’m the new girl
You can lick me there I’m sticky everywhere
Wrapped in plastic it’s fantastic!
Violet violet you’re turning violet!
Ah ah ahh yea
Come on violet you’re turning violet
Oo ooh oo ooh x2
High fructose took my good toes
I keep it fresh like Mentos
I always answer payphones
My own song is my ringtone
I’m a classless asshole
I cast myself in a classist caste role
Live inside of a plastic castle
I’m half white so I love a good casserole
I love a good casserole
What’s inside the nestle magic
Is what’s inside the sparkling foil
What’s inside the sparkling foil
is what’s inside the chocolate ball
What’s inside the nestle chocolate is what’s inside the ball that pops
What’s inside the ball that pops’es?
Hercules simba Dalmatians and Aladdin all from Disney
What’s inside what’s inside what will you find in yours?
Lipsmackers lipsmackers were wild about strawberry strawberry
We go ape over grape
Gum so yum got that lipsmackers oh so fine!
It’s a baby bottle pop baby bottle pop
Just lick the tip dip it and shake and lick it again!
You never pushed a push pop? You don’t know what your mouths been missing.
Ooh oh! I’m a gummy girl
In a gummy world
Life in sugar I’m the new girl
You can lick me there I’m sticky everywhere
Wrapped in plastic it’s fantastic!
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Every Mourning
01:21
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LOSER
03:40
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(Loser chorus)
I'm a chrysalis a mentalist I meant to list the perks of cis
I named my bussy sisyphus. I slay you like I'm Orpheus
I’m Morpheus I'm more than this of course he is of course she is.
A mighty morphing orphan on-the-FBI red carpet list.
a porcine in a corset like a porky pig endors-e-ments
we're all saving money and you went for fourteen courses.
we can fuck like bunnies and still get work done like horses
we can trade our money in for onyx jade and quartzes.
(Loser chorus)
I’m Amelia Badelia in familiar memorabilia
I got memory foam memories of me and my familia.
A million bajillion Gillian andersons chilling.
A million bajillion Gillian andersons chilling.
(Loser chorus)
Eat my body Eucharist prop me on that crucifix.
I'm a loser Lucifer illuminous voluminous.
Anybody love Lucy? everybody loves Molly. Anybody can choose me every body is holly.
Everybody loves Rainman, there no wrong way to eat a Reese's
Everybody loves a gay man until the gayman’s fucking your jesus.
nobody better lay a buttered finger on my batter finger baby.
Lego your ego and toaster my strudel and crunchatize me baby.
(Loser chorus)
I lie awake in Autumn, lying on an Ottoman
liking memes of mami’s readying for Ramadan.
I lie awake in Autumn, lying on an Ottoman
liking memes of mami’s readying for Ramadan.
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4. |
Ya Ana
02:02
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5. |
Man Witch
02:50
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I'm a man witch. Make your man twitch
Make your man make me a sandwich
Make him spend all his dough
I’m a man witch. Make your man myth
Make that guy cry, make that jerk twerk
Make him give all his love.
I'm a man witch make your man twitch
Make your man make me a sandwich
Make him spend all his dough
I’m a man witch. Make your man simp
Make that guy cry, make that boy a toy
Make him give all his love.
I’m a man witch. No advantage
Paid his phone bill, increased his bandwidth
Switched to Vonage. Left the stone henge Steak with bone in. He calls me and he’s flown in
Guest spot on the Conan. “Istilllovemakonnan”
If youre clapping and you know it be happy it’s happening,
It’s a McWorld, anything could happen so be happy x4
Next time you wanna label me another sinner, pray to me.
How you think your table got that dinner meat?
He’s your big boy with the sling until my deposit hit.
He’s my winter coat in the spring like, well, he’s closeted.
Im the pope, Im papal. I got yr god on his knees
He’s gay for me going gay4pay on my PayPal.
Cashing in on the cash app and cashing out.
Your spouses are at my house cleaning up with their asses out.
I'm a man witch make your man twitch
Make your man make me a sandwich
Make him spend all his dough
I’m a man witch. I’m a mantis.
Make that guy cry make that jerk twerk
Make him give all his love.
I'm a man witch. Make your man twitch.
Make your man make me a sandwich.
Make him spend all his dough.
I’m a man witch, I’m a mammoth
Make that guy cry make that boy a toy
Make him give all his love.
A sandwich is a sandwich but a man witch is a meal
They love my fuzzy titties and my quirky sex appeal.
Venmo made your men hoes. Always check the memos.
Hamburger help me. You’re my only hope.
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Genie
00:59
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Phoebe Buffet
02:12
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Feed me buffet like I’m phoebe buffet
Hey Mister, call me misses causes i never have a hit.
I must be eating good cause i produce a lot of it. X2
I'm producer, I’m the new sir.
Stoned those tights like my name mad medusa
Get your ass to the back of the classroom loser
I dont fight im a real shmoozer.
just lisa kudrow except I never do blow
god opens a private tab and closes all the windows
gato enojado todavía muy lindo
You don't know my name is?
Cause it's written on pavements.
should I give up or should I jus t keep chasing payments?
You don't know my name is?
You don’t know my name is?
Well, it's written on A lists.
While you're pushing your gay kids
on a stroller through Payless.
I’ll be getting more gaymous.
I was offered- the part of cindy crawford.
Heather lochlear? About to make it lot clear.
I’m Just lisa kudrow Except i never do blow.
God opens a private tab and closes all the windows.
You got a Microsoft I got a macrohard
I got it from Mickey d’s so it’s an extra lard
When they ask who sent you just tell em maud
Quit McDicking me I swear to gaw.
Wanna protest? Grab-a-crystal-pepsi.
Need a throat test? Got a little hep C.
Plastic retains its shape kinda elastically.
Catholics reclaim their faith Ecclesiastically.
a wannabe barnum & b at carnegie
followed by everybody you’re not already following
happy halloween from all of us at Applebee’s
A cold group of crows - A murder in the first degree
Shakespeare on spiderman:
Toby or not toby?
That's Johnny Gilbert
And this is Jeopardy!
Feed me Buffet like I’m Phoebe Buffet
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